THE EXIGENT SEASONS — 12 of 20

Jason Love

Release 3

Part 3 - Talking Time

Talking Time is a recurring scene. Talking Time begins when the player is in the Present. Talking Time ends when the player is not in the Present.

Every turn during Talking Time:

if a random number from 1 to 11 is greater than 2, say "[one of][Trev sounds][or][Trev sounds][or][Trev sounds][or][Trev sounds][or][nature sounds][or][time passing sounds][as decreasingly likely outcomes]".

Trev's speaker is a device with description "Little more than a box mounted to the wall with a dial and a cable snaking up the staircase to his computer, somewhere on the level above.". Trev's speaker is switched off. Check switching off Trev's speaker: say "[first time]Trev can be unusually stubborn. [only]If you try to turn his speaker off, [one of]he's[or]Trev's[stopping] just going to turn it back on." instead.

To say music sounds:

say "[first time][initiator][only][if Trev's speaker is switched on][one of][alt music][or][alt music][or][an ad][or][alt music][or][an ad][as decreasingly likely outcomes][else][nature sounds][end if]"

To say initiator:

now Trev's speaker is switched on;

say "Trev stands up for a moment. 'While you think about that, let's have some music.' He flips the switch on a speaker mounted over the stairs before settling back down on his sofa. ".

Instead of listening while Trev's speaker is switched on, say "[first time]You spend a little longer than usual listening to Trev's speaker. [only][music sounds]"

To say an ad:

say "[one of]On the radio, [or]The radio plays [or]From Trev's speaker, [or]From the speaker, [or]From the radio, [or]During the break, [or]You listen as [as decreasingly likely outcomes][one of]a DJ[or]a spokesperson[or]a loud voice[or]a quiet voice[or]a minor celebrity[or]a disc jockey[or]a familiar voice you can't quite place[or]some comedian[or]a fast-talking man[or]a soft-voiced woman[or]a happy-sounding woman[or]a drawling man[or]a precocious child[or]an artificial voice[as decreasingly likely outcomes] [one of]suggests you should be[or]asks you to start[or]commands listeners to start[or]considers[or]talks about[or]lists the benefits of[or]exhorts you to start[or]endorses[as decreasingly likely outcomes] [one of]buying[or]investing in[or]shopping for[or]purchasing[or]purchasing[or]buying[or]owning[or]ordering[or]sampling[or]taking out a lease on[or]promoting[or]researching[or]giving away[or]stealing[as decreasingly likely outcomes] [one of]as-seen-on-TV gadgets[or]cast-iron cookware[or]a used car[or]repossessed cars[or]monogrammed towels[or]series-TT traveler's cheques[or]memory foam athletic shoes[or]tiered program memberships[or]greeting cards[or]heirloom tableware[or]novelty welcome mats[or]poured countertops[or]over-the-counter decongestant[or]subscription swimwear[or]pet supplements[or]pneumatic power tools[or]organic gardening gloves[or]seasonal laundry detergent[or]soybean futures[or]double-C batteries[or]reusable television covers[or]canned air[or]disposable cameras[or]Blue Zinfandel[or]vanity basketballs[or]vape accessories[or]an animatronic finch[or]salad tongs[or]cedar chips[or]a novelty energy drink[or]calligraphy pens[or]a CD containing a recording of this very commercial (and many more like it)[or]name-brand carpeting[or]themed furniture[or]remaindered bus parts[or]discount auto insurance[or]bail bonds[or]time with a workplace-negligence lawyer[or]time with a personal trainer[or]tube socks[or]live bait[or]a personal message from an actual billionaire[or]tax advice[or]legal counseling[or]pancake molds[or]Wyoming potatoes[or]clearance-priced coffins[or]a countertop deep-frier[or]gingerbread house kits[or]a make-your-own-children's-book kit[or]telegraph pole insulators[or]a best-of album for an artist whose name you couldn't make out[or]midrange headphones[or]coconut-based seasoning[or]cat beds[or]name-brand diet cola[or]tattoo-removal services[or]vasectomy-reversal services[or]educational software[or]gymnasium supplies[or]jewelry polish[or]alcohol-free salsa[or]video-editing software[or]foam-tipped clothing hangers[or]canned foods[or]waterproof pillowcases[or]ad campaigns[or]notary services[or]mail-order psychic consultation[or]tea cozies[or]spiced meat substitute[or]aluminum chaff[or]detangler spray[or]a signed-and-annotated encyclopedia[or]a dozen empty buckets[or]the first-ever golf balls to contain moon dust[or]concentrated peach fuzz[or]pruning shears[purely at random]."

To say alt music:

say "[one of]The radio plays [italic type][song names][roman type] by [band names].[or]A song by [band names] titled [italic type][song names][roman type] plays.[or]The speaker plays [italic type][song names][roman type] by [band names].[or]They're playing something by [band names], but you missed the name.[or]The song is [italic type][song names][roman type], but you didn't catch the artist.[as decreasingly likely outcomes]".

To say band names:

say "[one of]the [band noun]s[or]the [band adjective] [band noun]s[or][band first name] [band last name][or][band first name] and the [band noun]s[or]the [band adjective] [band noun]s[or][band first name] [band last name][or]the [band noun]s[or]The [band adjective] [band noun]s[or][band first name] [band last name][or][band adjective] [band first name][or][band last name] [band noun][or][band first name] the [band adjective][or][band first name] the [band adjective] [band noun][or][band specific][or][band adjective] [band first name] and the [band adjective] [band noun][or][band noun] of [band noun][as decreasingly likely outcomes]".

To say band noun:

say "[one of]Weight[or]Beast[or]Siren[or]Ape[or]Churchyard[or]Hammer[or]Dagger[or]Watcher[or]Statue[or]Voice[or]Guide[or]Dancer[or]Person[or]Tower[or]King[or]Queen[or]Tempest[or]Moon[or]Victor[or]Villain[or]Angel[or]Demon[or]Devil[or]Spiral[or]Gold[or]Diamond[or]Heart[or]Club[or]Emerald[or]Sapphire[or]Opal[or]Well[or]Trough[or]Peak[or]Loser[or]Winner[or]Dinner[or]Snake[or]Eight[or]Jackal[or]Suspect[or]Jewel[or]Seed[or]Panther[or]Crystal[or]Warden[or]Watcher[or]Kitten[or]Mask[or]Frog[or]Wall[or]Funk[or]Punk[or]Grape[or]Color[or]Hymn[or]Plank[or]Truck[or]Hill[or]Valley[or]River[or]Mountain[or]Island[or]Cube[or]Circle[or]Doodle[or]Actor[or]Window[or]Hall[or]Chip[or]Banana[or]Cloak[or]Casserole[or]Ear[or]Nose[or]Hand[or]Finger[or]Cave[or]Tunnel[or]Ant[or]Spider[or]Wrist[or]Moon[or]Sickle[or]Hood[or]Fringe[or]Regent[or]Scale[or]Needle[or]Ray[or]Chicken[or]Wing[or]Canteen[or]Tomb[or]Nozzle[or]Bandage[or]Drink[or]Beer[or]Tea[or]Star[or]Hair[or]Shot[or]Barrow[or]Barrel[or]Dog[or]Cub[or]Team[or]Youth[or]Label[or]Artist[or]Curb[or]Etching[or]Blindfold[or]Ring[or]Shadow[or]Silhouette[or]Train[or]Sled[or]Ship[or]Iron[or]Fetter[or]Scalpel[or]Key[or]Wheel[or]Pistol[or]Shard[or]Preacher[or]Trainer[or]Steeple[or]Star[or]Stink[or]Channel[or]Yawn[or]Shade[or]Stem[or]Twig[or]Tree[or]Swamp[or]Light[or]Glow[or]Prayer[or]Song[or]Chain[or]Note[or]Sign[or]Arrow[or]Word[or]Strike[or]Shard[or]Lamp[or]Cup[or]Locket[or]Pentagram[or]Cord[or]Servant[or]Monitor[or]House[or]Home[or]Gesture[or]Symbol[or]Signal[or]Comet[or]Constellation[or]Filter[or]Drain[or]Pipe[or]Tail[or]Slipper[or]Crown[or]Bill[or]Coin[or]Purse[or]Handbag[or]Desk[or]Otter[or]Bear[or]Lion[or]Shell[or]Clam[or]Lobster[or]Crab[or]Oven[or]Mushroom[or]Signet[or]Gauntlet[or]Shield[or]Pike[or]Courtyard[or]Blade[or]Pet[or]Robe[or]Slip[or]Part[or]Rumble[or]Dance[or]Emblem[or]Single[or]Pair[or]Trio[or]Quartet[or]Quintet[or]Friend[or]Lover[or]Partner[or]Claw[or]Hook[or]Shackle[or]Vein[or]Thigh[or]Boot[or]Shovel[or]Hill[or]Howl[or]Sand[or]Lip[or]Needle[or]Drink[or]Smile[or]Frown[or]Shrug[or]Skull[or]Chill[or]Tremor[or]Kick[or]Leap[or]Swing[or]Slide[or]Street[or]Brick[or]Gutter[or]Worm[or]Beam[or]Shiver[or]Salamander[or]Clamp[or]Tongue[or]Seed[or]Drop[or]Clasp[or]Toy[or]Plaything[or]Vision[or]Mirage[or]Picture[or]Painting[or]Image[or]Carving[purely at random]".

To say band adjective:

say "[one of]Red[or]Orange[or]Brown[or]Black[or]Green[or]Grand[or]Elder[or]Younger[or]Grey[or]Sisterly[or]Brotherly[or]Big[or]Best[or]Victorious[or]Lost[or]Found[or]Fifth[or]Frozen[or]Frosted[or]Toasted[or]Bubbling[or]Wracked[or]Burnt[or]Electric[or]Disestablished[or]Salty[or]Beloved[or]Noted[or]Looping[or]Marble[or]Plated[or]Serene[or]Deep[or]High[or]Silent[or]Cold[or]Still[or]Dry[or]Rocky[or]Wrapped[or]Chocolate[or]Sweet[or]Lime[or]Sour[or]Glass[or]Buckled[or]Variegated[or]Esoteric[or]Somber[or]Ochre[or]Cylindrical[or]Terrycloth[or]Striped[or]Spotted[or]Checked[or]Missing[or]Dirty[or]Windy[or]Broken[or]Unkind[or]Friendly[or]Charming[or]Sobbing[or]Sticky[or]Shaky[or]Sharp[or]Tall[or]Narrow[or]Shady[or]Stone[or]Stolen[or]Unchained[or]Opalescent[or]Rabid[or]Round[or]Pure[or]Suspended[or]Spoiled[or]Terrible[or]Chilled[or]Slinking[or]Blind[or]Towering[or]Ancient[or]Calamitous[or]Forgotten[or]Forbidden[or]Raucous[or]Webbed[or]Shaken[or]Brazen[or]Welcome[or]Scented[or]Charged[or]Unfolding[or]Warped[or]Inappropriate[or]Blurred[or]Prehensile[or]Throbbing[or]Surrendered[or]Magnetic[or]Reticulated[or]Bronze[or]Hammered[or]Wounded[or]Chipped[or]Drained[or]Stretched[or]Spindled[or]Folded[or]Gilded[or]Maimed[or]Towering[or]Thunderous[or]Echoing[or]Doomed[or]Blessed[or]Marked[or]Sudden[or]Abrupt[or]Stained[or]Wilted[or]Engulfed[or]Slimy[or]Hallowed[or]Razor-Thin[or]Chunky[or]Heavy[or]Squat[or]Square[or]Opaque[or]Transparent[or]Translucent[or]Published[or]Earnest[or]Honest[or]Duplicitous[or]Chrome[or]Teetering[or]Flimsy[or]Rich[or]Thick[or]Stunted[or]Wavering[or]Tidal[or]Gritty[or]Dusty[or]Rough[or]Smooth[or]Slick[or]Cherished[or]Spare[or]Stolen[or]Wet[or]Sodden[or]Wordy[or]Forlorn[or]Flexing[or]Stinking[or]Fetid[or]Touched[or]Dyed[or]Ruptured[or]Wounded[or]Dire[or]Sinking[or]Eaten[or]Buried[purely at random]".

To say band sound:

say "[one of]boo[or]bee[or]ba[or]doo[or]bop[or]be[or]wop[or]tunk[or]tonk[or]tink[or]hey[or]hoo[or]haa[or]hum[or]hee[or]bum[or]drum[or]diddle[or]derry[or]dangle[or]dingle[or]jingle[or]jangle[or]shoo[or]Boo[or]Bee[or]Ba[or]Doo[or]Bop[or]Be[or]Wop[or]Tunk[or]Tonk[or]Tink[or]Hey[or]Hoo[or]Haa[or]Hum[or]Hee[or]Bum[or]Drum[or]sha[or]shoo[or]she[or]ka[or]koo[or]ke[purely at random]".

To say band first name:

say "[one of]John[or]Alphonse[or]Jana[or]Jimmy[or]Millie[or]Sybil[or]Davey[or]Cassie[or]Ellie[or]Sam[or]Elise[or]Derek[or]Kelly[or]Brian[or]Diane[or]Tiffy[or]Angel[or]Frank[or]Philomena[or]Alice[or]Enid[or]Lillian[or]Silas[or]Colin[or]Cara[or]Elizabeth[or]Andrea[or]Jackie[or]Peyton[or]Edith[or]Harmonica[or]Jack[or]Leah[or]Amelia[or]Jen[or]Jenny[or]Benny[or]Smith[or]Henderson[or]Francis[or]Ezra[or]Eric[or]Sarah[or]Amber[or]Adam[or]Bethany[or]Bruce[or]Carla[or]Charles[or]Deb[or]Davis[or]Elliot[or]Erin[or]Fred[or]Freya[or]Gregor[or]Georgia[or]Houston[or]Harmony[or]Isabel[or]Isaac[or]Juan[or]Jocasta[or]Keith[or]Keira[or]Lisa[or]Louis[or]Madison[or]Malcolm[or]Neveah[or]Newton[or]Olivia[or]Orville[or]Priscilla[or]Patrick[or]Quincy[or]Rachael[or]Robert[or]Sean[or]Stephanie[or]Tim[or]Takako[or]Umberto[or]Victoria[or]Virgil[or]Wally[or]Wendy[or]Yolanda[or]York[or]Xochitl[or]Alice[or]Barry[or]Clara[or]Dan[or]Elle[or]Fenton[or]Grant[or]Hilde[or]Ira[or]June[or]Kevin[or]Leland[or]Mae[or]Nell[or]Olive[or]Paulette[or]Roger[or]Steve[or]Terry[or]William[or]Karl[or]Lukas[or]Be[or]Andrew[or]Bob[or]Christopher[or]Drew[or]Emmett[or]Finn[or]George[or]Hugh[or]Jim[or]Kim[or]Lonnie[or]Mitchell[or]Nathan[or]Otis[or]Phil[or]Quentin[or]Ricky[or]Steve[or]Truong[or]Van[or]Willy[or]Ann[or]Beatrix[or]Charlene[or]Danielle[or]Erica[or]Fiona[or]Gina[or]Jessica[or]Kendra[or]Louisa[or]Mary[or]Nina[or]Ophelia[or]Penelope[or]Renata[or]Sybil[or]Tenelle[or][band sound][purely at random]".

To say band last name:

say "[one of]Allison[or]Truant[or]Trimbal[or]Acres[or]MacArthur[or]Chamberlain[or]Standish[or]Lindsborg[or]Hutchinson[or]Davis[or]Green[or]Mims[or]Lane[or]Torres[or]Valence[or]Robertson[or]Miller[or]Painter[or]Potts[or]Wilcox[or]McCarthy[or]Ross[or]Russell[or]Smith[or]Atchison[or]C[or][band first name][or]Houck[or]Huey[or]Abilene[or]Bennett[or]Carlisle[or]Doherty[or]Epperson[or]Fitzgerald[or]Gant[or]Hoffman[or]Inez[or]Jackson[or]Kitchen[or]Lemaster[or]Murdock[or]Nunez[or]Ott[or]Pointner[or]Quarterman[or]Reyes[or]Sadowski[or]Takeda[or]Ulrich[or]Vaughn[or]Waters[or]Yellowstone[or]Ziegler[or]Nguyen[or]Alcott[or]Burgett[or]Carden[or]Etheridge[or]Ford[or]Grady[or]Haney[or]Immelmann[or]Jacobsen[or]King[or]Lee[or]Meyer[or]Naismith[or]O'Reilly[or]Pessinger[or]Ratzinger[or]Adams[or]Baker[or]Cortez[or]De Mayo[or]Ewing[or]Fitzpatrick[or]Gaddis[or]Humphrey[or]Ignacio[or]Jones[or]King[or]Glauberman[or]Lopez[or]Lindstrom[or]MacKinnon[or]Newport[or]Ogden[or]Petersen[or]Reese[or]Stearns[or]Thomas[or]Vicente[or]Williamson[or]Young[or]Ziegler[purely at random]".

To say band specific:

say "[one of]The New [band adjective] [band noun][or]Your Least-Favorite Band[or][band sound][band sound][or]a band whose name you cannot quite make out[or]The [band noun]s and the [band noun]s[or][band first name] [band last name]'s [band adjective] [band noun]s[or]Cymbalism[or][band noun] [band noun] [band noun] [band noun][or][band sound]ba[band sound][band sound][or]?!?!?![or]The [band adjective] [band noun]s[stopping]".

To say song names:

say "[one of][band adjective] [band noun][or][band verb] [band object][or][single titles][or][band adjective] [band noun][or][band noun] of [band adjective] [band noun]s[or][band adjective] [band noun][or][band noun] of [band adjective] [band noun]s[or]The [band noun] [song type][or]A [band noun] To [band verb][or][band noun] of the [band noun][or]The [song type] of the [band adjective][or][band noun] of [band adjective] [band noun]s[or]Be[band sound]ing [band noun]s[as decreasingly likely outcomes]".

To say band verb:

say "[one of]Kiss[or]Forgive[or]Love[or]Hate[or]Move[or]Shove[or]Push[or]Pull[or]Take[or]Lift[or]Prepare[or]Caress[or]Touch[or]Picture[or]Dance With[or]Encounter[or]Witness[or]Observe[or]Send[or]Remember[or]Forget[or]Sing About[or]Talk About[or]Think About[or]Befriend[or]Turn[or]Pet[or]Embody[or]Charm[or]Convince[or]Depend On[or]Kiss[or]Forgive[or]Love[or]Hate[or]Move[or]Shove[or]Push[or]Pull[or]Take[or]Lift[or]Prepare[or]Caress[or]Touch[or]Create[or]Win[or]Turn Over[or]Embrace[or]Choose[or]Talk To[or]Pitch[or]Climb[or]Consider[or]Reconsider[or]Pray For[or]Cancel[or]Salute[purely at random]".

To say band object:

say "[one of]Me[or]You[or]Myself[or]Yourself[or][band noun]s[or]the [band noun][as decreasingly likely outcomes]".

To say single titles:

say "[one of]Be Your Own [band noun][or][band object], the [band adjective][or][band verb] [band first name][or][band verb] [band object] to the [band noun][or][band adjective] [band last name][or][band verb], [band verb], [band verb][or][band noun] Over [band noun]s[or][band noun]s Under the [band noun][or][band adjective] [band noun][or][band noun] and [band object][or]YOU HAVE NEVER TRUSTED ME[or]Don't [band verb] [band object][or][band verb] the [band noun]s[stopping]"

To say song type:

say "[one of]Shuffle[or]Symphony[or]Funk[or]Song[or]Ode[or]Chant[or]Lament[or]Hymn[or]Refrain[or]Beat[or]Rap[or]Rhythm[cycling]".

To say nature sounds:

say "[one of][house effects][or][vent effects][or][idle action][as decreasingly likely outcomes]"

To say house effects:

say "[one of]Outside, a truck drives past.[or]Trev adjusts his position on the sofa.[or]The sound of an aircraft passes overhead.[or]Distant barking.[or]A car door slams outside somewhere.[or]The ceiling creaks.[or]A car honks somewhere.[or]The lights flicker for a moment.[or]A neighbor's car alarm chirps with the locking of its doors.[or]A fly buzzes somewhere in the room.[or]For a moment, there's a slight ringing in your ears.[or]You catch a glimpse of a fly in the stairwell.[or]Trev taps his foot several times before catching himself and crossing his legs on the sofa.[or]The house shudders with the clamor of a passing train.[or]You can hear your heart beating.[as decreasingly likely outcomes]"

To say vent effects:

say "[first time]You seldom notice Trev's central air system while it's running, but it catches you off-guard whenever it starts up or shuts down (as it's doing now). [only][one of]Air stops blowing from the vents.[or]The central air vents rumble to life once more.[cycling]"

To say idle action:

say "[one of]Trev fiddles with his pencil.[or]Trev rolls his die back and forth between his palms.[or]Trev stretches.[or]Trev tosses the die, then catches it in his same hand.[or]Trev examines the illustrations in the article.[or]Trev smooths out the page of his notebook.[or]Trev clicks his pencil twice, then presses the lead back into place.[or]Trev drums his fingers.[or]Trev glances at the article, then back up at you.[or]You glance over just in time to catch Trev yawning.[as decreasingly likely outcomes]"

To say Trev sounds:

choose the row with Achievement Level of score in Table of Trev's Commentary;

say "[Comments entry]".

Table of Trev's Commentary

Achievement LevelComments
0"[one of]Trev holds up a hand. 'If you hadn't already noticed, I'd like to officially warn you that this quiz is [italic type]literally[roman type] all I care about right now. I will not be taking any questions at this time.' He grins.[line break][or][music sounds][or]Trev pauses for a moment. 'I should remind you that it sometimes takes me a moment to think of what I'd like to say, so you don't always have to answer immediately.'[line break][or]'Oh, you might want to make a note of what choices you're making so that you can pick the opposite options next time.'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
1"[one of]'So, now you've had a taste of how this works. You pick a path ten times, I tell you what ending you get. Simple, right?'[paragraph break]Trev barely pauses before answering his own question. 'Wrong! This article lists thirty-three possible future outcomes. [italic type]Thirty-three![roman type] How do you make that many outcomes meaningfully distinct? More importantly: how do you make each such outcome a logical result of the paths that your readers choose? I don't think they could pull that off. That's what I'd like to investigate with you today. Let's [bold type]thoroughly[roman type] explore this quiz. I want to see how many endings we can get before you get bored and wander away.'[line break][or]'Oh, I hope you don't mind that I'm abbreviating the crisis descriptions. The flavor text seems unnecessary.'[line break][or]Trev scratches his chin. 'Do you think Valdara is an actual campaign setting? Seems like a pretty generic low-magic setting, though I suppose the quiz only gives us a narrow glimpse at how it works.'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
2"[one of]'I think you should take the second path for this crisis. Remember, though, it's up to you whether you go along with this.'[line break][or]Trev thinks for a moment. 'I think I'd pick the first path for this situation.'[line break][or]'I've gotta go with the first path, again.'[line break][or]'I prefer the second path this time, personally.'[line break][or]'Hmm. I don't like either of these options. I think you should take [bold type]neither path[roman type] this time.'[line break][or]Trev lifts both index fingers. 'Path one! Path one is best!'[line break][or]Trev doesn't say anything further; he just mouths the word 'one' while holding up a single finger.[line break][or]Trev nods. 'Again, I like this first path more.'[line break][or]Trev considers for another moment. 'I favor path number two for this crisis.'[line break][or]'Actually, path number one is my preference here.'[line break][or]'I changed my mind! Take the first path.'[line break][or]'Gotta go with the second path this time, if you ask me.'[line break][or]'Ugh, just pick whatever you want, you slowpoke.' Trev rolls his eyes in pretend exasperation.[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
3"[one of]Trev shakes out his writing hand. 'I'm getting a good sense for how this works, but I need more data. We must collect more endings!'[line break][or][music sounds][or][music sounds][or][music sounds][or]'Actually, hold on a moment.' Trev rubs at the page with his eraser. 'I marked that last one wrong.'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
4"[one of]Trev marks off your ending and starts over again. 'I may have mentioned this before, but this quiz is set up so that you can ignore a crisis altogether by taking [italic type]neither[roman type] path. I don't think you can get every ending unless you use this technique.'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
5"[one of]'I've got a pretty good grasp for how this all works, now. Feel free to ask me for hints if you'd like help getting new endings.' As he says this, Trev has marked off your latest ending.[line break][or][music sounds][or]'Oh, interesting. [hint sounds]'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
6"[one of]Another outcome marked in Trev's notebook; he twirls his pencil with a flourish. 'I don't know whether this info will help you, but when I'm scoring your answers, the possible endings are sorted into groups. First there's a group of five endings, then a group of ten, then [italic type]another[roman type] group of ten, then another group of five, and finally there are three endings sort of off by themselves.'[line break][or]Apropos of nothing in particular, Trev adds: 'Don't forget; you can ask me for a clue like this one. [hint sounds]'[line break][or][music sounds][or]'I feel like this guy meant for these crisis events to present two equally appealing or unappealing options, but I'm not too sure how well he pulled it off. Some of these paths seem obviously superior to the alternative.'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
7"[one of]'How are you holding up? If you'd rather, we could try reading the endings directly. Just tell me to cheat, and I'll pick a random ending to read.' Trev marks down your ending with a shrug.[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
8"[one of]'Oh geez, I've been doing this all wrong. I could have been tallying these answers so much more efficiently...' He sighs and draws a tally mark in his notebook.[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
9"[one of][if the player is befouled]Trev draws a tally mark in his notebook. 'As long as we're cheating, I should be giving you more hints. [hint sounds]'[otherwise] 'I know I said you could cheat if you want, but I've got to admit: I'm glad you haven't felt the need to resort to such measures.'[end if][line break][or][music sounds][or][music sounds][or][music sounds][or][music sounds][or]You catch Trev looking at the endings again. 'Oh, don't mind me. [hint sounds]'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
10"[one of]Trev draws a tally mark in his notebook. 'Oh, here's an idea. [hint sounds]'[line break][or][music sounds][or][music sounds][or][music sounds][or][music sounds][or][music sounds][or][music sounds][or][music sounds][or][music sounds][or][music sounds][or][music sounds][or]'Are you stuck? It seems like you're stuck. [hint sounds]'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
11"[one of]'[hint sounds]' Saying this, Trev draws a tally mark in his notebook.[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
12"[one of]Trev draws a tally mark in his notebook.[line break][or][music sounds][or]Trev stops to look at the list of endings again. '[hint sounds]'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
13"[one of]Trev seems lost in thought. 'Have you ever seen the first issue of [italic type]Parapet[roman type]?' The question is obviously rhetorical.[line break][or]'Anyway, that first issue was awful. It was all focused on this one-shot adventure set during the collapse of this empire, but the setting had big problems. There weren't any place-names provided, and the character names weren't evocative.'[line break][or]Trev continues musing about the first [italic type]Parapet[roman type] issue. 'The adventure hooks suggested all these different directions that the scenario might turn based on players['] choices, but then it's like they ran out of time and could only put actual detail in this [']escape from the palace['] encounter track.'[line break][or]'Oh, and on top of all that, the publishing quality of that first issue was complete garbage. Poor paper, poor printing, poor binding. I guess a bunch of them came apart in the mail or were missing pages.'[line break][or]'Anyway, the reason I keep bringing it up is that this is the 20th anniversary of [italic type]Parapet[roman type]'s original publication, not that this issue makes much mention of it. I guess there's not much to celebrate when your origins are so appalling.'[line break][or]'Some people on the [italic type]PM[roman type] forums thought they might fix the problems with that first adventure and release a completed version for issue 120. Seemed like a cool idea, but maybe it's better to leave the mistakes of the past where they are.'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
14"[one of]Trev reviews your endings. 'Here's some info about how this all works. [hint sounds]'[line break][or]'I know it's kind of late to mention this, but our game-master might be out sick. I don't know why, but she thought it would be funny to lick the table.' He shudders at the prospect.[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
15"[one of]Trev marks down your ending. '[hint sounds]'[line break][or]'Sorry I haven't been as chatty as when we started working through all this. Truth is, sometimes it's easier to just sink into the recitation and simple mechanics of adding up your score.'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
16"[one of]'That's half the endings found! Good work!' He draws yet another tally mark in his notebook.[line break][or]'Again, I should point out that there's no shame in asking me to cheat by looking up endings you haven't found yet. There's not really any glory, either, but there's definitely no shame.'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
17"[one of]'Time for another clue, I think! [hint sounds]' Saying this, he prepares a new tally for another round of crisis evaluations.[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
18"[one of]Trev hums for a bit as he marks down your ending. '[hint sounds]'[line break][or]'I'm surprised we haven't heard anything by [band noun] of [band adjective] [band noun] tonight. I must have heard their new single half a dozen times this morning.'[line break][or]'I'm pretty sure the lead singer for that band is actually [band first name] [band last name] from [band specific]. Have you heard their new single yet? [italic type][song names][roman type]?'[line break][or]'I've gotta say, it's no [italic type][single titles][roman type], but I think I like it a little better than [italic type][band verb] for [band object][roman type], despite their similar sound.'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
19"[one of]Trev yawns for a moment as he marks down your ending. '[hint sounds]'[line break][or][music sounds][or]'I'm not sure all of these endings really follow from the choices that you've made. Like, there are at least three or four different outcomes where you're some kind of tyrant, and it feels really arbitrary that some of those have your rule last for decades while others see you deposed within a year or two. Dunno how I feel about that.'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
20"[one of]Trev marks down your ending. 'I'm getting kinda tired, but don't let that stop you. [hint sounds]'[line break][or][music sounds][or]'Have I mentioned how much I like the Distant Stars ending? It's not the most practical way to run a country, but there's something alluring about the dissolution of the state so that it may pass into the cultural memory of a population. Reminds me of Atlantis.'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
21"[one of]Trev pauses for a moment. 'Thank you for humoring me. You've probably been bored for a while now, huh? I think I've seen enough, if you're ready to leave, but I'm perfectly willing to keep going!'[line break][or]'Oh, I meant to give you another hint.' He consults the endings. '[hint sounds]'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
22"[one of]Trev marks down your ending. '[hint sounds]'[line break][or][music sounds][or]'Before you came over, I had been planning to write up an alternative quiz that I could sort of slip in here after you'd tried it once or twice, and instead of making choices about a fantasy medieval kingdom, you'd be running your own bakery and dealing with labor interruptions from your employees. Wound up being too much work though, so I scrapped it.'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
23"[one of]Trev yawns. 'Let's see if we can knock out a few in rapid succession; I'm going to focus on just giving you guidance for a bit. To that end... [hint sounds]'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
24"[one of]Trev marks down your ending. '[hint sounds]'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
25"[one of]Trev marks down your ending. '[hint sounds]'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
26"[one of]Trev marks down your ending. '[hint sounds]'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
27"[one of]Trev marks down your ending. '[hint sounds]'[line break][or]Trev twirls his fingers in a [']hurry up['] gesture.[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
28"[one of]Trev marks down your ending. '[hint sounds]'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
29"[one of]Trev marks down your ending. '[hint sounds]'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
30"[one of]Trev runs a hand over his scalp as he marks down your ending. 'Feels like I'm going to get a headache soon. We're close, though! [hint sounds]'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
31"[one of]Trev marks down your ending. 'I think we're almost there. [hint sounds]'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
32"[one of]Trev reviews his notes. 'There's only one ending we haven't found yet, and if you want to obtain that ending, well. [hint sounds][unless the player is befouled] If you want the greatest pride in your accomplishment, you should leave now.[otherwise] We may as well cheat again, unless you'd rather try to find this ending on your own...?'[end unless][line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"
33"[one of]'Holy smokes.' Trev looks up at you. 'We've reviewed every ending this quiz had to offer us!'[line break][or]Trev looks at his filled notes. 'We should probably leave the basement now.'[line break][or][music sounds][stopping]"

[Bakery is a recurring scene.

Bakery begins when the score is 13.

Bakery ends when the score is 14.]

To say time passing sounds:

say "[one of]Trev waits for you to choose a path.[or]Trev taps his foot.[or]Trev drums his fingers.[or]Trev is waiting for your response.[or]Trev waits for your choice.[or]Trev wonders which path you're going to take.[purely at random]"

To say hint sounds:

let M2 be the list of unwitnessed endings;

if the number of entries in M2 is 0:

say "Trev is confused. 'You've gotten every ending already. There's no more need for hints.'";

else:

let M3 be the list of unhinted endings;

if the number of entries in M3 is greater than 0:

sort M3 in random order;

say "[relevant hint of entry 1 of M3]";

now entry 1 of M3 is hinted;

else:

sort M2 in random order;

say "[relevant hint of entry 1 of M2]".